two midgets walk into a gay bar
there's no room to sit down so they stand near the bar trying to
get the bartender's attention
a gay couple kindly asks them if they'd like their seats
they decline and respond thusly:
"we like to stand 'cuz we're the perfect height to.."
1. "give all of you free blow-jobs"
2. "bite your penises off and shove them down your throats"
3. "laugh at how small you all are"
4. "let you look down on us somday realizing you're actually
5. "let you imagine you're superior simply because of your
height for reasons we'll never reveal to you"
you choose the completion of the response just like you will choose your likely wrong assumptions about why i write articles here and post comments here. i'm not here to "prove" i'm the smartest nor cleverest nor wisest nor most informed nor even right. i'm here for Truth plain and simple.