Right hand of God & the Left hand of God, very interesting topic

Your probably thinking what the f**k is he on about now?

Ever wondered why in schools they used to beat kids for using their left hand? Ever wondered why people only vote for the two biggest political parties? Ever wondered why god can be such a twat sometimes (no offense god). Well your about to find out!

Very few Christians are familiar with the idea of god having two hands .

The thought of God having a right hand and a left hand might sound strange to some people but its true according to scripture!

We find the right hand of God mentioned many times in the Bible, and the left hand of God is mentioned on just a few occasions aswell.

Few have any understanding or revelation of the significance of the left hand and right hand.

First, let us look at the meaning of these two words, right and left. The word "right" as used with "hand" is generally the Hebrew word "yamiym" meaning STRONGER, MORE DEXTEROUS.

The word for "left" is "smowl" meaning DARK. From the meaning of these two words it is very easy to understand that God's right hand is His strength and dexterity.

The implication is that the right hand of God is the GOOD HAND of God, doing GOOD things :)

While the left hand of God does BAD things since its the BAD HAND of God :(

For example:

Right hand:
"Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will STRENGTHEN thee; yea, I will HELP thee; yea, I will UPHOLD thee with the RIGHT HAND of My righteousness"

Left hand:
"Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels"

This is also where we get the word righteous from, and the saying someone being right comes from.

Also in ye olde days arabs used to wipe their arses with their left hand.

The left-right paradigm also comes from the Bible:

The left-right paradigm is a concept in political science where people have a tendency to have two differing beliefs which are in counter opposite with each other on a topic within politics for example immigration, some might be for immigration while others might be against it.

It is often used by political parties to create divide within society. The tactic creates confusion and frustration among the population and forces them to take a stance on issues and makes people fall into one of two camps, by making it seem that there were only ever two options to begin with.

Interesting isnt it?

So if anyone calls you a far-right extremist, then thats actually a good thing ironically.

 Filed under: Occult


Tarheel: TG I'm ambi-dextrous.

Who watched the Arabs wipe their butts so they knew it was done with their left hand?

Im NOT saying it isnt there, but I dont remember ever seeing anything about God using either RIGHT or LEFT hand. I remember "the hand of God" but not RIGHT or LEFT.

Terran resistance: here

Psalms 16:11,

"In Thy presence is fullness of joy; at Thy RIGHT HAND are PLEASURES for evermore"

Psalms 118:15-16,

"The voice of REJOICING and SALVATION in the tabernacles of the righteous: the RIGHT HAND of the Lord doeth valiantly. The RIGHT HAND of the Lord is exalted"

Terran resistance: and here

"And He shall set the sheep on the RIGHT HAND, but the goats on the LEFT. Then shall the King say unto them on His RIGHT HAND, Come, ye blessed of My Father...then shall He say also unto them on the LEFT HAND, Depart from Me, ye cursed!"

"The works of HIS HANDS are verity and judgment."

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

Tarheel: Dude, read my post again. I said I didnt remember it.

I did NOT say it wasnt there. Clearly it is.

Now.....read the middle finger on either of my hands. Haha! Gotcha! Dude. Awfully sensitive today arent ya? "Oh yeah, Im gonna show that damn Tar." Dude. It's ok.

Terran resistance: well you did call me an ass-clown today

well thats the thing people always assume that theres only THE hand of god when clearly theres two hands involved

perhaps its god when hes drunk. Or maybe the left hand of god is satan which I suspect.

bluesbaby5050: Thanks TR........

Remember TR,I Never gave you either MIDDLE Finger! Thanks for all this. I'm not a bible expert,not even close. I clearly remember the kids in my schools getting hit across the knuckles for using the left hand. I thought that was aweful, and it did confuse me when I would see this behavior in school. This is true. My oldest son is left handed too, and he had this same thing done to him by the teachers, back in the 70's. I went to the school,and complained about it.They told me to TRAIN HIM TO USE HIS RIGHT HAND! I told them they were CRAZY! HAHAHAHA! I told him to keep on using he left hand. The teachers did stop after that. HAHAHAHA!

bluesbaby5050: Now I know why the teachers ........

Did that to the kids. Like I said, I never knew the reason for this weird behavior. Thanks.

enejenny: really nice topic

really nice topic cus the right hand of God is very powerful.

Terran resistance: thx

always a pleasure

Tarheel: There's your reinforcement, DisInfo Agent TR !

Now, if ya could only get KookyGoof and GypsywoMan to help mprop you up, ya might actually convince someone else other than yourselves that you arent DISIFO agents. Because, we all know-YOU ARE. I have TR pegged as being 4 different people, at least. Either that, or you have even less life than we think. Because , you're on here 16 hours a day, and nobody's that big a loser...well, maybe you are but ...but that leaves you DisInfo Agent TR with 4 shifts of 4 hours. Yes, at least 4 peeps. Are we really THAT big a threat to ya'll, or are ya'll that bad at picking out dangerous infintrators/perceived threats?


enejenny: you welcome

you welcome

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